Tuesday, 17 May 2011

Today i learned what a mother scorpion looks like.

Terrifying isn't it

Thursday, 5 May 2011


Ok its story time kids, so one day I was at my good friends house having dinner with his family in high school. Everything was all pretty normal, I'd been there a million times so as usual his weird dad was being quiet sitting across from me and the rest of us were chatting. Their dog walked by, and for years my friend and I had jokingly called it "Sandy" instead of "Jesse" in memoriam for our other friends' identical looking but dead dog. I go "Hey Sandy," as it walks by and suddenly the dad stands up, leans across the table and screams in my face: "ITS JESSE! THE DOGS NAME IS JESSE! RESPECT THE DOG! RESPECT THE HOUSE!"

Everyone sat in stunned silence for a second, stereotypically jaws agape, eyebrows raised. So naturally to calm the tension he goes "High five." I hesitatingly gave it to him without a word and the dad sat back down. The rest of that meal was spent in the worst in all-around awkward silence ever.

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

13 animals straight out of your nightmares

13. Deep Sea Hatchetfish, the Fish That Will Eat Your Soul

12.The Squid with Teeth

11.The Fish with a Human Fucking Face

10.What's Worse Than a Fish with a Human Face? This.

9.Cthulhu Larva

8.A Spider with Arms... and Claws

7.The Giraffe Weevil the Thing That's On the Back of Your Neck Right Now

6.The Mata Mata Mutant Turtle

5.Aye Aye Lemur, the Rat that Ate All the Crystal Meth

Star Nosed Mole, the Furry Creature with Tentacles

3.The Big Red Jellyfish

2.The Fish with the Transparent Head

1.Wolf Trap