Thursday 5 May 2011

Awkward..

Ok its story time kids, so one day I was at my good friends house having dinner with his family in high school. Everything was all pretty normal, I'd been there a million times so as usual his weird dad was being quiet sitting across from me and the rest of us were chatting. Their dog walked by, and for years my friend and I had jokingly called it "Sandy" instead of "Jesse" in memoriam for our other friends' identical looking but dead dog. I go "Hey Sandy," as it walks by and suddenly the dad stands up, leans across the table and screams in my face: "ITS JESSE! THE DOGS NAME IS JESSE! RESPECT THE DOG! RESPECT THE HOUSE!"





Everyone sat in stunned silence for a second, stereotypically jaws agape, eyebrows raised. So naturally to calm the tension he goes "High five." I hesitatingly gave it to him without a word and the dad sat back down. The rest of that meal was spent in the worst in all-around awkward silence ever.

20 comments:

  1. Wow, that's probably the biggest WTF moment I've heard in awhile.

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  2. Dude... I don't even know! Just... Wow...

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  3. Looks like a choke that was used one time too many. Funny story.

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  4. Lol! He got angry that you had that joke?

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  5. Lol one of the most awkward dads I have ever heard of!

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  6. That sounds awful. I bet he felt like an idiot too.

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  7. that dad sounds like a total bro, he was just goonin'

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  8. Hehehehe picture is very nice :)

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  9. RESPECT THE FREKIN DOG OR ELSE!!!

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  10. he snapped! he is crazy, careful.

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  11. That sounds fucking scary, dude!

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  12. The Dad's gotta lotta issues.
    He needs psychotherapy.
    Thats juss my thot
    coming from a shrinkz son.

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